Love Your Enemy Tee

***PRE-ORDERS ONLY. SHIPS JUNE 15, 2026.***

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The Love Your Enemy Tee | Funny Drinking Shirt | Sarcastic Graphic Tee

Mom said alcohol is your enemy.
Jesus said love your enemy.
Case closed. Cheers. 🍻

We’re just out here following instructions.

This funny drinking shirt is made for people who appreciate a good loophole, a little rebellion, and humor that’s just the right amount of wrong. Equal parts sarcastic graphic tee and conversation starter, it’s guaranteed to get laughs .... or a bit of side-eye.

Perfect for bars, parties, brunch, or anywhere you feel like testing the room a little.

Proudly designed and printed in the USA.

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⚠️ Preorder items ship separately from in-stock items. Additional shipping fees may apply at checkout.

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Care:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry on low. 

Fabric:
All solid tees are 100% Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather tees (the ones with the flecks!)  are 52% Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester. Black Heather tees are 90% Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester.

Color may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to differences in device displays. Product images reflect manufacturer-supplied fabric colors.

Sizing and Pre-Shrinking:
At JDF Gear, we believe that shrinkage should never ruin a good shirt. All of our tees are pre-shrunk for a consistent, reliable fit wash after wash. 

For this reason, most customers don’t opt to size up in anticipation of shrinkage; just buy whatever size you normally wear.

Check out our sizing chart for exact dimensions.

Our unisex jersey short sleeve tees also feature side seaming and shoulder taping, with a super soft, smooth feel.

The Graphics:
Many of JDF Gear’s designs are screen-printed for that broken-in, always-been-there feel.  Others feature precision-applied graphics that maintain crisp detail, bold colors, and durability that lasts over time.  

Sizing and Fit:
Our tees feature a modern, slightly-fitted shape. They’re not loose or boxy, nor do they fit tight. It’s a comfortable and flattering fit on most body types. 

We stock sizes S through 4XL. 
Tees size XS and 5XL are available by request. Just reach out to Support@JDFGear.com to order one of these sizes.

Returns and Refunds:
We offer a 7-day return policy for items that are defective or arrive damaged. Shipping fees are non-refundable. 
Stop by our Returns and Refunds page for all the details. 

Check out our sizing chart to pick the perfect size.