{"product_id":"who-needs-hair-tee","title":"Who Needs Hair Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"150\" data-start=\"80\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"267\" data-start=\"187\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"270\" data-start=\"203\"\u003e ***PRE-SALES ONLY. 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Tee | Funny Bald Guy Shirt | Humor Apparel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"169\" data-start=\"130\"\u003e“Who needs hair with a body like this?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"197\" data-start=\"171\"\u003eA fair question, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"381\" data-start=\"199\"\u003eThis tee is for the follicly challenged, the confidently bald, and anyone who understands that personality, confidence, and a good sense of humor beat a full head of hair every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"491\" data-start=\"383\"\u003eBold, simple, and guaranteed to get a laugh, it's the kind of shirt that turns self-deprecation into a flex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"654\" data-start=\"493\"\u003eWhether you're shaving it by choice, nature made the decision for you, or you're just shopping for the bald legend in your life, this tee wears the joke proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"684\" data-start=\"656\"\u003eBecause hair comes and goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"686\"\u003eConfidence is forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"755\" data-start=\"710\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProudly designed and printed in the USA. 🇺🇸\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"751\" data-start=\"723\"\u003e———————————————\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"751\" data-start=\"723\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ \u003cem\u003ePreorder items ship separately from in-stock items. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003eAdditional shipping fees may apply at checkout.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"751\"\u003e———————————————\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"width: 150px; height: auto; display: block; margin-left: 0; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5449\/4292\/files\/S.png?v=1779333811\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"751\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e• \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/jdfgear.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-1\"\u003eView Our Sizing Chart\u003c\/a\u003e •\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash cold. Tumble dry on low. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll solid tees are 100% Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeather tees (the ones with the flecks!)  are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e52% Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to differences in device displays. Product images reflect manufacturer-supplied fabric colors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing and Pre-Shrinking:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt JDF Gear, we believe that shrinkage should never ruin a good shirt. All of our tees are pre-shrunk for a consistent, reliable fit wash after wash. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor this reason, most customers don’t opt to size up in anticipation of shrinkage; just buy whatever size you normally wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/jdfgear.com\/pages\/sizing-chart-1\"\u003eCheck out our sizing chart\u003c\/a\u003e for exact dimensions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur unisex jersey short sleeve tees also feature side seaming and shoulder taping, with a super soft, smooth feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Graphics:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMany of JDF Gear’s designs are screen-printed for that broken-in, always-been-there feel.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOthers feature precision-applied graphics that maintain crisp detail, bold colors, and durability that lasts over time.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing and Fit: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur tees feature a modern, slightly-fitted shape. They’re not loose or boxy, nor do they fit tight. It’s a comfortable and flattering fit on most body types. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe stock sizes S through 4XL. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTees size XS and 5XL are available by request. Just reach out to \u003ca href=\"mailto:Support@JDFGear.com\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSupport@JDFGear.com\u003c\/a\u003e to order one of these sizes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns and Refunds:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe offer a 7-day return policy for items that are defective or arrive damaged. 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