{"product_id":"mom-said-alcohol-is-your-enemy-tee","title":"Love Your Enemy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"267\" data-start=\"187\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"270\" data-start=\"203\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"150\" data-start=\"80\"\u003e***PRE-ORDERS ONLY. 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